18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron Why He Was Practicing Engorgio Before Bed Years after Hogwarts, adult Hermione walks into the bedroom and catches Ron holding his wand. “Ron… what are you doing?” Ron quickly lowers it. “Practicing.” Hermione narro…

18+ Joke: Ginny Asked Harry Why He Still Kept the Invisibility Cloak Beside the Bed Years after Hogwarts, adult Ginny notices Harry folding his Invisibility Cloak beside their bed. She asks, “Harry, why do you still keep that thing so close?” H…

18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron Why He Needed the Room of Requirement Years after Hogwarts, adult Ron and Hermione return to the castle for a reunion. Hermione notices Ron staring suspiciously at an empty corridor. She asks, “Ron, what are you loo…

18+ Joke: Ginny Asked Harry Why He Kept Shouting Expecto Patronum in Bed Years after Hogwarts, adult Harry and Ginny are lying in bed. Ginny suddenly looks at him and asks, “Harry, can we talk about something?” Harry nervously adjusts his glass…

18+ Joke: Hermione Asked Ron If His Wand Was Actually Working Years after Hogwarts, an adult Ron and Hermione are practicing spells at home. Hermione watches Ron wave his wand for the third time. Nothing happens. She sighs. “Ron, are you sure …

18+ Joke: She Told Him She Wanted Something Long and Slow Tonight A woman cuddles up to her boyfriend and whispers, “Tonight, I want something long and slow.” His eyes widen. “Really?” She nods. “Very slow. I want it to last all night.” He im…

18+ Joke: She Told Him She Wanted Him to Use Both Hands Tonight A woman looks at her boyfriend and says, “Tonight, I want you to use both hands.” He immediately looks interested. “Both?” She nods. “Yes. And I don't want you stopping halfwa…